Lamington quip voted best New Zealand quote of 2022

Monday 19 December 2022

Act leader David Seymour’s quip about a potentially weaponised lamington has won New Zealand’s Quote of the Year competition.

Act leader David Seymour.

Last updated: Friday 27 January 2023

David Seymour delivered the winning line in Parliament while discussing police protection of Deputy Prime Minister Grant Robertson from protesters. One of the protesters was carrying a lamington.

“I would have thought that Grant Robertson would be a much bigger threat to lamingtons than lamingtons would be a threat to Grant Robertson,” Seymour said.

The top quote was decided by public vote, with Seymour’s one-liner attracting 27 per cent of the 2451 votes cast.

This is not the first time David Seymour has featured in Quote of the Year. In 2015, he came third in the competition with his “The French love the coq” slip-up, which he made when discussing whether national emblems should be on flags. 

Why the lamington quote prevailed

Speech writing specialist Dr Heather Kavan said the best quotes tell a story and this is an ‘only in New Zealand’ one.

Also, the scene is easy to imagine as Kiwis are partial to lamingtons, both as a weapon of protest and a treat to be eaten.

“Historically, a lamington has spoiled the gravitas of at least two political events,” Dr Kavan says, referring to lamington attacks on former Act candidate John Boscawen and former Auckland Mayor Len Brown.

The popularity of the quote was unaffected when, on the fourth day of voting, Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern referred to Seymour as an “arrogant prick.”

“The lamington upstaged everything, from people and personalities to serious matters of personal safety.” Dr Kavan says.

A reversible raincoat sentence

Dr Kavan says David Seymour used a sophisticated rhetorical device to talk about the lamington, although this may have been unconscious.

“The quote is what speech writers call a ‘reversible raincoat sentence’ where the second part of a sentence reverses words in the first part.

The first part contains the words ‘Grant Robertson’, ‘threat’, ‘lamingtons’ and the second part reverses the order to ‘lamingtons’, ‘threat’, ‘Grant Robertson’.

“Reversible raincoat sentences are quite an art form. Because of the high-level verbal gymnastics involved, we wouldn’t usually hear them in a discussion about lamingtons,” she says.

The runner-up

Second place went to Ruby Tui’s triumphant words to the crowd at Eden Park after the Black Ferns claimed a sixth Rugby World Cup.

“Of all the quotes, this one is likely to have a strong ripple effect. There may be young people in the crowd who are so inspired by Ruby Tui that they do something great in years to come,” Dr Kavan says.

Third and fourth place

Third place went to Jacinda Ardern’s comment about whether Barack Obama and John Key would be asked the same question that two female prime ministers were asked.

Votes for this quote rose steadily, unaffected by Ardern losing her cool and making her infamous “arrogant prick” remark about Seymour.

Fourth place went to comedian Alice Snedden’s one-liner about wanting to be a “good person with as minimal inconvenience as possible.”

Dr Kavan says people related to the sentiment and the quote was especially popular with Kiwis living abroad.

But what about the Wizard?

The Christchurch Wizard’s quote “I was born to disrupt things” came in eighth place. It is not known whether he cast a spell on the poll, but the number of votes for Seymour’s quote was 666. 

Why quotes matter

Dr Kavan says popular quotes reveal a lot about the national psyche.

“New Zealanders tend to like quotes that are humorous or irreverent. I think that shows open-mindedness. Also, several studies suggest there’s a link between sense of humour and high intelligence.”

Top ten quotes in order of votes

  1. “I would have thought that Grant Robertson would be a much bigger threat to lamingtons than lamingtons would be a threat to Grant Robertson.” − David Seymour
  2. “They said nobody cared about women’s rugby. Well guess what? We out here! We out here fam!” − Ruby Tui
  3. “I wonder whether or not anyone ever asked Barack Obama and John Key if they met because they were of similar age.” − Jacinda Ardern
  4. “Fundamentally, I’m interested in being a good person with as minimal inconvenience as possible.” − Alice Snedden
  5. “It’s okay to follow a few cockwombles. It doesn’t mean I endorse them.” − Hilary Barry
  6. “If only we cared as much about the local elections as we do for Bird of the Year.” − Nicola Toki
  7. “There are going to be a lot more people in a supermarket on a weekly basis than there will be out and about pashing on a dance floor.” − Chris Hipkins
  8. “I was born to disrupt things.” − Christchurch Wizard Ian Brackenbury Channell
  9. “He is delusional, but he’s not suicidal.” − Robert Patman
  10. “Do you know how bad that sounds? Mike King’s women’s alliance!” − Shimpal Lelisi

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